Glow In The Dark Toilet Paper
You gotta think we’ve achieved some new kind of sophistication as a species when you see a product like this. It’s quite simply some toilet paper that’s been treated with heaven knows what chemical in order to glow in the dark. Perfect for power outages as the website says. Also perfect for contaminating your posterior with glow-in-the-dark afterwipe.
It appears as though you can only purchase in bulk at £5 per 72-roll carton, with a minimum of 6 cartons. Oh, and they’re out of stock until September 30th.
